I have to admit the polar bear eating a penguin and throwing up green was a festive touch.

i like the gay tin soldiers

L.A.M.E

Whats up the the nutcracker/Village People..the one in chaps was kinda scary!

Oh c'mon...of COURSE I saved Santa!!

I killed him, and it felt great.

i killed him, poor santa ;(

WTF?

hell yeah, i'm going to vegas baby!

I couldn't do it, I mean what would I tell the kids? Sorry dears, mommy just had to know what happened if she took the money for herself. It's just not right.

Hmmmm...

Why would anybody want to kill Santa? You people are sick, very sick.

I gave him the false hope of being saved by hovering my mouse above the save santa button only to switch and give him the torch!

So sad!

I spent a good two hours trying to get in on that elf orgy. By the time I got to Santa, I had blue-ball so bad that I didn't care if he lived or died, only if I could have sex with him. After three more hours I conceded that that too was not programed into the game. BUGGY!

this sucks.

Can't go wrong with hanged elves and hooker walrusi.

poor Santa !! I saved him :)

If only it were so easy to kill...kill...kill the little evil man.

Sweet! I now have a T-shirt to wear to the Toby Keith Concert.

Is Mel Gibson responsible for this?

Ooops I jus killed santa, I think Im on the naughty list now

Poor grammar and punctuation in the text on the final page -- that really turned me off.

The journey was the best part!

It's a terrorist plot! Raise the alert level to Rudolph Red.

never before has killing been so quick

What is wrong with you people?

edutainment at it's finest. Where else would I get a chance to see what REALLY goes on up there?

Yeah, the way those elves were shakin' it totally explains how Tickle Me Elmo came to be. It all makes sense now!

See who gets coal next year.

OK, this is not normal. Not at all. Thanks for giving me your sickness, you sickos.

I'd rather make toys all day than stare at spreadsheets.

Who else would work in the workshop (aka sweatshop) all year round?

Elves are weird!!
I wouldn't trust them if I was Santa.

I think we saw more than eyes in that pile 'O elves.

Those elves have got to be conspirators. They just look all crack'd out and crazy. You can see it in their eyes.

Apparently everyone in the North Pole has some issues. Where has the Christmas spirit gone dammit?

HA! Maybe, but this kid has some serious issues.

Probably so she can buy up all the Wii's in the world and sell them on eBAY to desperate parents who would pay anything to avoid hearing their spoiled brats cry on Christmas.

Why would a little girl kidnap Santa for $2,000,000?

You can't KILL Santa!
I still believe...I still believe...

I kind of feel guilty...like I killed Christmas. I just couldn't resist. The match was lit and the suspense was too much! Why do I feel so guilty?